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3.20.2009

More Things You Never Knew About the Moggers

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(*ED NOTE: This was written by JANET)


-Joy is older than Janet-- by three months
-Janet will always be younger than Joy (!)
-Joy needs to drive-- even when travelling in Janet's vehicle
-Janet says 'Whatever' to that
-Joy knows how to do a donut-- in a car.
-Janet knows how to eat a donut-- in a car.
-Joy is built like a supermodel
-Janet is built like... well, NOT a supermodel
-Joy tries to convince Janet that she too has problems (with her supermodel body) trying to find clothes that 'fit and look good'
-Janet says 'Yeah, right'
-Joy has a TON of fashion sense
-Janet has about 1/2 an ounce of fashion sense
-Joy is often Janet's stylist
-Janet says 'Thank gawd!' for that
-Joy is a 'Sex and the City'-ophile
-Janet-- notsomuch (She hasn't even seen the movie yet. I know.)
-Joy is pretty much like 'Carrie'
-Janet is pretty much like 'Charlotte'
-They have two other friends who are pretty much like Miranda and Samatha. Seriously. They really do. (Yes-- Samantha!)
-Joy adores Steven Tyler (as well as Mick Jagger though she likes Keith (eeew!) better) AND she does too have weird obsessions with Regis Philbin and Larry King
-Janet adores George Clooney more than Joy ever will (and he in his turn will adore her when they finally meet as fate has decreed)
-Joy loves Janet's homemade Ceasar Salad and Chocolate Chip Cookies
-Janet tries to feed her copious amounts of both as often as she can
-Joy however, remains irritatingly supermodel-ish
-Janet-- notsomuch

3 comments:

  1. Sounds like Joy has a thing for older men.

    Hmmm, rich men so old they are almost dead. Joy is a smart girl. But you can't have Sean Connery, so back off!

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  2. Fascinating to learn so much about you guys! I think it's time you both met George and think you should both become UN ambassadors for his charity.
    I just found this: George is a UN Messenger of Peace and co-founder of Not On Our Watch.
    It's a start and you'll be only one degree of separation between you...then the real fun begins!

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  3. Joy is anoyingly super modelish...you are so right, Janet. It's just that she is so darn nice, and absolutely adorable.

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