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Where's the Pinot Grigio?

Source: Apartment Therapy

JOY: Looky here…
JANET: Is that what I think it is?
JOY: Oh yes. It's a wine cellar – under the kitchen floor – with a trap door.
JANET: Those stairs frighten me.
JOY: Yeah, you don't want to be goin' down there drunk.
JANET: "Who's getting the next bottle of wine?" ... Not me.


  1. I thought you drank all the Pinot Grigio the other night! I guess if things get bad and you have to hide in that wine cellar from the mob or something, there would be plenty to drink away the misery!

  2. Jeebus, that's so narrow even Gwyneth Paltrow would get stuck descending those stairs.


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