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3.24.2009

Top Ten Things That Annoy Us (apart from our husbands)

#1: Really ugly wallpaper
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#2: Dead animals on walls
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#3: Fake dead animals on walls
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#4: Dead animals under glass
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#5: Dead fish on walls
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#6: 'Quirky' chairs
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#7: 'Quirky' houses


#8: Rugs over rugs (in bathrooms!)
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#9: Murals
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#10: Art shaped like 'kung-fu' posed cartoon characters
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Sources: #1-5 Domino #6 Distant Origin #7 Bing.com #8-9 Domino #10-AD

14 comments:

  1. It's too early for that wallpaper.... that was the "before" photo, right?

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  2. Ha! This is hilarious. And I so agree with you. Sometimes "weird" isn't the same thing as being "artistic," but try telling some designers that.

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  3. I would add:

    #11: Carpet in bathrooms (gross)

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  4. You two are so never going to see my house! ;)

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  5. Those were plasma screens on that cow chair, yes? Or photoshop? Or some deranged cowboy's bad idea after a night in the saloon? He could have just stuck with the dead animal theme and stapled little cow ears to the top of each chair!

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  6. Oh, yes! You covered most of mine too. How about pictures hung way to high, slip-covered toilets, and mantles overflowing with teeny tiny hummels.

    Oh, I have one more: really ugly art work highlighted with an art light with the cord hanging down from behind the picture frame.

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  7. Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!

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  8. Add to that, dead animal rugs on the floor. I don't care how in vogue they are...they are ugly, and stupid, and what designers seem to always add to a space to make it seem interesting and "edgy". Also add to that all the shows on HGTV and the like where they demolish perfectly good kitchen cabinets that could be donated to Habitats for Humanity or elsewhere. Yeah, those things annoy me...

    Boy, I sound downright grumpy, don't I?
    I guess I need a coffee!! :)

    Great post, girls, as always!

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  9. Bummer note on Habitat for Humanity: Ask them first before you rely on them scooping up your gently used kitchen cabinets. Twice already they have said "no can do" to taking my clients cabinets.
    Great organization, but they have their limits too.

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  10. add dead animals anywhere in the home...very bad mojo! I love your blog very funny and extremely entertaining ;)

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  11. Please add chalkboard paint to this list. And is that first bedroom a Kelly Wearstler special? Leave that crap where you found it Kelly!

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  12. What, nobody likes squirrel under glass?

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  13. It looks like the squirrel is having a crap. Very appropriate, I must say.

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  14. The wallpaper isn't the only annoyance in the first photo. *scrubs brain*

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