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4.21.2009

Everyday Italian


Source: AD

JOY: This is a Chef's kitchen.
JANET: No it's not.
JOY: Yes it is.
JANET: No. It can't be-- if it was a Chef's kitchen it would look cooked in. Used.
JOY: I'm telling you-- it's Giada DeLaurentiis' kitchen.
JANET: Well then, where's the obligatory pot of sp'ghet-ti?
JOY: It's an A.D. shoot - they like everything sterile. You know, I do love me some Giada, but I gotta ask-- what about those boobs of hers?
JANET: What about 'em?
JOY: Well, why do they always have to be on display?
JANET: What the hell else do you want her to do with them?
JOY: Uh, cover them up already?
JANET: Aren't we supposed to be talking about her kitchen and not her boobs?
JOY: Seriously-- they're always just so front-and center.
JANET: Isn't that where they're supposed to be?
JOY: You know what I mean.
JANET: I think your boob envy is rearing it's ugly head again...
JOY: Yeah, whatever...

10 comments:

  1. I just want to know how you clean the middle of that island? Seriously ... how would you reach that?

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  2. i think Giada seems like such a sweet girl...and that boobie spillage has always bothered me...

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  3. And there is NO WAY she eats the food she cooks unless ALL of the fat goes straight to those boobies...which is possible since they're HUGE!

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  4. Do you know there's actually a website called giadascleavage.com ?

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  5. That cleavage website is crazy! Those pictures, gosh!

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  6. not only would i cook up a fucking storm in that kitchen and then take great delight in cleaning it back to its gleaming state i would also grab those boobies and squeeze the hell out of them.
    xoj

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  7. I had to ban Giada from our TV because Mr. Hubbo was not watching for cooking tips.

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  8. Sheesh. Bad enough to get this crap from the men but from the women too?!

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  9. Oh, mercy! This post (and the following comments)... Who hasn't thought this before??? Hilarious.

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