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It's All About LOVE

Source: livingetc.

HUSBAND: Surprise, honey! I totally redid our LOVE nest while you were away visiting your mother this weekend!
WIFE: Where are the doors to the bathroom?
HUSBAND: I even got you some red roses. I just LOVE you so much...
WIFE: Where are the doors to the bathroom??
HUSBAND: I really missed you honey... do you have any idea how much I LOVE you?
WIFE: Where are the doors to the freakin' bathroom???
HUSBAND: It's our LOVE nest. Who needs doors?
WIFE: I do.
HUSBAND: But... if you really LOVEd me you'd want to share my Manly Essence.
WIFE: Yeah, right. Like I should have to deal with that.
HUSBAND: Are you saying you don't LOVE me?
WIFE: What I'm saying is this: if you don't hang some doors in here asap you won't be sharing my Womanly Anything.
HUSBAND: Wellalrightythen... two doors coming right up!


  1. "Buying those pillows means I never have to say I love you..."

  2. Found you by way of Holly-Decor 8 , love your blog!

  3. this is totally something my husband would do/did. our old apartment HAD NO DOORS to begin with.

    Thanks goodness we moved! lol.

    BTW, thank you so much for your comments on my blog! I love comments! :-)

  4. This is too funny! The pillows are cute though...

  5. Thank goodness for this blog- now I have reason 9523726194 to not focus on my design work! And... where ARE the doors??? I mean, seriously.

  6. god, i hate that open plan bathroom thing- things that happen in the bathroom, should STAY in the bathroom (and i ain't talkin' about steam).

  7. Just found your blog. Hilarious! No doors to a bathroom? I would die!

  8. ...and now I subscribe. (Yay for google reader!)

  9. I know that this is an old post, but I would be so tempted to rearrange those and spell VOLE.


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