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8.25.2009

LET ME IN!


via: theworldsbestever

Husband: (thru door) Honeeeeeeeeey-- can you let me in? My arms are full of groceries!
Wife: (thru door) Yup. Just a minute...

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Husband: What the hell is going on? Open the door, already!
Wife: It's this damn chain maze thing-- I can't figure it out!
Husband: Oh, for shit's sake. You gotta be kidding me...
Wife: Don't you 'oh for shit's sake me', buddy-- you're the one who thought it was 'so coool'!
Husband: Meanwhile I've totally lost all feeling my upper extremities.
Wife: Yeah? Well, if you don't shut up, you'll be losing all feeling in your lower ones, too-- if you get my meaning.

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