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11.11.2009

File This One Under WTP... (What's The Point?)

Source: designboom

JOY: Why are you showing me hospital equipment? There's nothing funny about hospital equipment.
JANET: It's not hospital equipment. It's a bed.
JOY: You've been looking at design photos too long. A bed has a mattress and sheets and pillows and--
JANET: Hilarious. This is a vertical bed. You put it together and ta-daaaaaaaa...


Source: designboom

JANET: You can sleep standing up in the street any time you want.
JOY: As if. Who could sleep in the street? You'd get totally robbed.
JANET: It does seem safer to just sleep at home.
JOY: But now that we have this contraption we're supposed to sleep standing up in the street?
JANET: Apparently some people seem to think there's a need.
JOY: Yeah, well it would creep me out to see some guy sleeping vertically in the street. Just go home to bed, buddy.
JANET: Exactly-- it's all very Hannibal Lecter, isn't it?


Source: designboom

JOY: Hey, how's about some fava beans and a nice little chianti?
JANET: Nah, I'm good.
JOY: C'mon, I've got some fresh liver in the fridge.
JANET: Seriously-- stop it-- you're freakin' me out.

4 comments:

  1. but wait, they INCLUDE the sunglasses! I think they're meant to disguise the fact you're sleeping standing up, so you won't get robbed....

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  2. Does it require a subway grate to work? That could get stinky and it could ruin a few pairs of shoes for women.

    So friggin sexist.

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  3. This means soon we'll be able to go Yuppie tipping

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  4. What on earth??? This is definitely one of the craziest things you've ever posted on here. Definitely. How do you find this stuff??? ha ha ha

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