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2.25.2010

How To Mess With Your Kids 101

Kid: Mom, can you teach me how to tell time?
Mom: Sure, honey. Just tell me where the big hand is pointing.
Kid: Um, the big hand is pointing to where the big hand is pointing.



Source: laughingsquid via stumbleupon

Mom: Great job, honey! Now, where is the little hand pointing?
Kid: The little hand is pointing to where the little hand is pointing and the big hand is pointing up.
Mom: Good. So what time is it?
Kid: Um, I don't know...
Mom: Nevermind. I'll get you a digital.

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