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An Apple A Day...

Source: interiordesignroom

JOY: So what's with all the apples on the wall?
JANET: Oh, it's a calendar.
JOY: A calendar?
JANET: Yup. A 'healthy calendar'. You're supposed to take an apple out everyday and eat it, and when you do, the date behind it is revealed.
JOY: So those apples are hanging on the wall, for like, a month.
JANET: Well, the last few are, give or take, I guess.
JOY: I'm just wondering something...
JANET: What?
JOY: Who's eating that last apple on day 31? 'Cuz I'll tell ya right now-- it's not gonna be me.

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