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6.25.2010

This One's For You, Guys

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  • Two Domino's Heat Wave hot bags
  • A mini refrigerator
  • A Coca- Cola beverage cooler
  • Remote control caddy and bottle opener
  • Built-in Xbox with three controllers
  • Built-in MP3 player
  • Built-in XM Radio
  • Built-in NEXTEL cellular phone and a NASCAR headset
  • Built-in DVD player and two flat screen televisions
  • And a megaphone to complain about bad referree calls  
Ladies, let's go grab a drink, shall we?...

4 comments:

  1. They would never have to get up if there was a port-a-potty built in right next to the megaphone or mini fridge.

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  2. The only thing it's missing is the crane that will be needed to get the morbidly obese guy who buys this out of his house after he dies in his own filth watching NASCAR.

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  3. No need for the porta-potty, it's got to be built in... A REAL man would just have a built in toilet seat on one of the cushions, never wear pants and never get up.

    HA!

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  4. Idiocracy! "I'm batin'!"

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