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Udderly Ridiculous

Via: design milk

And we quote from the designer:

"Udder Table depicts society’s dependency on milk while also celebrating the cow and her teats. Milk makes the human strong and healthy, thus dairy has become emblematic of America. However, the cow seems to be appreciated only when doused in ketchup and slapped between buns. This totemic table is a reminder to an overly sanitized society that milk comes from a teat, not a refrigerated carton at the super market. Udder Table glorifies the bovine mammary gland and bestows the cow with the totemic status she deserves for the production of America’s favorite beverage."

What?  Milk comes from a teat?????!!!!


  1. I'm going to put this table right under my cowhide lamps and turn my whole apartment into a bovine extravaganza.

  2. What is this I don't even arrrgghhhh! It's disgusting-looking and horrifyingly fascinating. Little side-note: Real cow udders at least don't make me want to hurl.

  3. ewww..............


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