Maybe it's just my woman's point of view...but if I were a guy, I think I'd be embarrassed to admit that the only action I was getting was with my pillow...and even then, only second base.
to sleep, perchance to dream......just think of all the things one could print on pillowcases! but, there is the odd chance that graphic bedding gives nightmares, so check with your shrink, and be careful what you wish for even in your dreams.
haha, I was just about to comment when I saw that what I was going to say is already your label.
Drop your pearl of wisdom in this little box...